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« on: April 30, 2017, 02:11:55 PM »
"Boared to Death: ISIS Fighters Trampled in Pig Attack
By Elliot Friedland Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Wild pigs in northern Iraq have joined the battle against the Islamic State, trampling three ISIS militants in southern Kirkuk province.

Five other fighters were reportedly injured in the swinecident.

Perhaps the pigs were boared of tribal militias hogging all the anti-ISIS action.

The jihadis had been staging a hamfisted attempt at an ambush against local tribesmen. They butchered the operation, taking it for grunted that tribal militias would be their only adversaries that day.

The ISIS terrorists were reportedly on the edge of a field around 50 miles southwest of Kirkuk. Someone must have made a rasher decision, because they startled a herd of wild boar. Maybe they were crackling the grass too loudly, or someone pulled a ham-string and squealed.

This made a complete pig’s ear of the jihadis attempts at stealth, saving the bacon of the tribal militia they were trying to hambush."


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